I tried, I failed. It doesn't matter, I'll try again. I will fail better

You never lose any book by lending it, except for those you particularly care about

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on to someone else. We never need them

Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward

Memory serves its master

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Inside every little problem there is a bigger one that is struggling to come out

You can be happy without ever ceasing to be sad

Those who dream during the day know many things that escape those who dream only at night

I tried, I failed. It doesn't matter, I'll try again. I will fail better

You never lose any book by lending it, except for those you particularly care about

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on to someone else. We never need them

Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward

Memory serves its master

You save yourself a lot of unnecessary worries if you don't cut your ties before you get over them

People are always available for work already done

If two men agree on everything, you can be sure that only one of them is thinking

Hindsight is an exact science

Don't worry about tomorrow. Each day suffices its pain

Anyone who cannot afford to pay the rent is renting. Anyone who can afford to pay the rent is the owner

If you are early, the flight will be canceled. If you are on time, your flight will be delayed. If you are late, it will be too late

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them and end up in the impossible

People believe what you say, except when you tell the truth

Peripherals: the parts that are incompatible with your computer

No matter how soon you arrive, there will always be someone in the queue before you

The effort to catch a falling object will do more damage than would have happened if he had dropped the object where he wanted it.

The chances of the bread falling on the buttered side are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet

It is not possible to predict with certainty which side of the bread should be buttered

You can always win, unless there is a second competitor in the running

The more awaited the sporting event is, the worse the match will be

If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible order

There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it again

Only those who have fully understood something can explain it in such a way that nothing is understood

The worst enemy of evil is the worst

If you succeed on the first try, try not to be too surprised

If you want to make enemies, try making changes

Nothing is so bad that it couldn't be worse

Nothing is impossible for a talented idiot

Careful planning can never replace a good blow to the butt!

Hard Disk: the part of a computer that breaks down at the worst possible moment

To learn from your mistakes, you must first realize that you have made them

Less you do, less can go wrong

Those with little experience think that it will help them not to make mistakes.

Those who have a lot of it know that it is impossible not to make mistakes  

There is no right way to do the wrong things  

You can be sure that something has gone wrong only after a long series of mistakes  

Any aggregate sooner or later falls apart

Sooner or later, the worst possible combination of circumstances is bound to occur.

Corollary: A system must always be designed to withstand the worst possible combination of circumstances

If something can go wrong, it will